The Lost and Found Box

Finders keepers, losers come here with tears, hope & hysteria.

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This is an event listed on my college’s calendar. My vagina finds it very funny for some reason. And no, my vagina will not be attending this event. #vaginamonologues

This is an event listed on my college’s calendar. My vagina finds it very funny for some reason. And no, my vagina will not be attending this event. #vaginamonologues

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Chutes & Ladders doesn’t make any sense to me. I’d much rather slide down a chute than climb up a ladder. But, there’s no need to explain Snakes & Ladders to me; my ass is climbing that ladder.

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No one in my family asked or wondered what Obama’s comments on the earthquake in Japan were, but as soon as they heard Charlie Sheen commented on it, they raced to his Twitter page to find out what he said. This is why when I pray for Japan tonight, I’ll also pray for my family.