Today’s the big day! Let’s go Big Blue! #NYGiants
Today’s the big day! Let’s go Big Blue! #NYGiants

This is an event listed on my college’s calendar. My vagina finds it very funny for some reason. And no, my vagina will not be attending this event. #vaginamonologues
I’m a goddamned hero.
What I need is the cute guy in shades behind this flyer.
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Love!
Chutes & Ladders doesn’t make any sense to me. I’d much rather slide down a chute than climb up a ladder. But, there’s no need to explain Snakes & Ladders to me; my ass is climbing that ladder.
No one in my family asked or wondered what Obama’s comments on the earthquake in Japan were, but as soon as they heard Charlie Sheen commented on it, they raced to his Twitter page to find out what he said. This is why when I pray for Japan tonight, I’ll also pray for my family.